As the title of my blog entry states . . . my boss is TRULY a HYPOCRITICAL MANIAC.
HYPOCRITE because . . .
Well this year, my boss started to come in the office around 10-ish in the morning. Whence a year ago he was telling me off about the office time and my being tardy. Yeah right! He’s such a good role – model (sarcastic). He leaves the office around 2 – 3 in the afternoon. Which makes him a really lazy son of a bitch!
Whenever he comes in, he made it into his ritual that he opens his bible and starts reading. With his highlighter / marker , he marks everything in the page . . . thus the page is now color yellow. WOW! I have learned in high school that you highlight ONLY those that are important. you can actually just pick out the RIGHT words or phrases or even sentences. But not exactly color in the WHOLE page! Might as well just buy a crayon and get over it.
MANIAC because . . .
You have read the hypocrite part . . . here’s what makes him MORE hypocritical plus the eeew factor for being a maniac . . .
Usually I get amused seeing my boss wearing his headset all the time, as if he’s on Skype and voice chatting with people. Although I am also quite curious some times as to why is he wearing it all the time. Maybe listening to favorite MP3s or watching some movies online . . . My second guess hits the spot. He is watching movies . . . but PORN MOVIES in the OFFICE! I repeat, IN THE OFFICE ! ! ! Here’s how I found out . . .
I went down as usual to get petty cash and also my boss’ business cards. So I delivered it right away to him when I got to our office floor. SO I first handed him his business cards which he even touched my hand and when I gave the money that’s when I caught a glimpse (about 3 – 5 seconds) of what he was watching and it was porn in FULL SCREEN mode and in HiDef! You can’t say it’s a pop up! It’s not a pop up! I swear!!!
We even discussed about my being an executive assistant or being an office manager. I asked him the difference. And he told me executive assistants / secretary (which is my position NOW) is more intimate to the boss . . . more on like a mini president and someone who’s life is dedicated to the boss . . . which I was like — no I don’t like that! The office manager is more on general manager . . . more professionalism . . . (which I like better). So maybe when the time comes I’d rather be that, I want my own life and I don’t want to be “intimate” with him. EEEW!!!
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