{"id":2846,"date":"2011-04-15T16:58:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T16:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/would-you-rather-have-a-cellphone-permanently-on-a-ringing-mode-named-truck-horn-or-a-cellphone-permanently-on-a-vibrate-mode-named-taser\/"},"modified":"2011-04-15T16:58:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T16:58:00","slug":"would-you-rather-have-a-cellphone-permanently-on-a-ringing-mode-named-truck-horn-or-a-cellphone-permanently-on-a-vibrate-mode-named-taser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/would-you-rather-have-a-cellphone-permanently-on-a-ringing-mode-named-truck-horn-or-a-cellphone-permanently-on-a-vibrate-mode-named-taser\/","title":{"rendered":"Would you rather have a cellphone permanently on a ringing mode named &#8220;Truck horn&#8221; or a cellphone permanently on a vibrate mode named &#8220;Taser&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TASER! <br \/>TASER! <br \/>LOL<\/p>\n<pre><code>&lt;a href=\"http:\/\/www.formspring.me\/EROSANGELIQ?utm_medium=social&amp;amp;utm_source=blogger&amp;amp;utm_campaign=shareanswer\"&gt;what ever&amp;#039;s your fancy&lt;\/a&gt;\n<\/code><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TASER! TASER! LOL &lt;a href=&#8221;http:\/\/www.formspring.me\/EROSANGELIQ?utm_medium=social&amp;amp;utm_source=blogger&amp;amp;utm_campaign=shareanswer&#8221;&gt;what ever&amp;#039;s your fancy&lt;\/a&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darthbunbunz.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}